Best. Commercial. Ever.

Commercial: Hallmark Cards

I'm crying. I have to go home now.

Comments

[billturner]

omg. i'm crying too. you bastard

[Charm]

waaaaaaaaaa. good thing i'm alone =....(

[The Erika Hall]

I kept waiting for the twist.

[Andre Torrez]

I KNOW! I kept thinking the card was going to reveal everything to be some fucked up comedy sketch by some low-rent comedy troop.

[Derek Powazek]

In the end, it turns out, they're the LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH!

[Papi Chulo]

Can't.... stop..... vomiting!!

[kokogiak]

Crying for reals... But then again, I'm a total sap these days. Also was waiting for some horrible twist (and hoping it wouldn't come).

[Mena]

I thought she was going to pull out a pipe or a gun from his bag! What's wrong with us?

[Frill]

You think that's bad. When she pulled the blackened banana out of his bag, I thought it was a dildo.

[Andre Torrez]

Blackened banana? I thought it was a stick. And, the first time I viewed it I thought it was a rolled up baggy of pot.

[sixfoot6]

I was so sure she was going to ask if he was nice to the boy because he is teh gay.

[yi]

there is a cheerios commercial i've seen on tv recently that makes me cry every single time. it's about a couple picking up two kids they are adopting in another country. they bond with them on the plane by making pictures out of cheerios on the tray tables. they really did make me cry into my cheerios. i'm a mess.

[Crazy Uncle Joe]

I totally thought it was pot in the bag. Then I realized it was just a sappy hallmark commercial and was all "SCREW YOU SAPPY MANIPULATIVE COMMERCIAL!" ... and then I cried anyhow. Bastards.

[Amanda]

Great, so now I'm at least laughing through the tears.

[girlinblack]

When did Hallmark start commissioning movies-of-the-week to be used as commercials? I fell asleep during the second act!

[Greg Knauss]

I think this ad is a pretty definitive test to see if you have kids. I have become such a complete fucking sap since the boys were born. You know that old M&M's ad where there are two kids dressed up as chicks for Easter, and one says, "T'anks, East' Bunny!" and the other says, "Bawk, bawk?" Gone, every time.

[brittney]

I thought she was going to pull out a pipe or a gun from his bag! What's wrong with us?

I swore she was going to pull out a pipe and then it was going to devolve into one of those DARE commercials. That would have been better.

[t o n x]

ritalin commercial.

[kevspace]

DAMN YOU, MUSIC!

first "Cars," now this. I CRY AT EVERYTHING, JESUS CHRIST

[miz_ginevra]

"can we get an armadillo?" Hallmark, manipulating emotions since time began. AUGH.

[Albert Pantoja]

[this is good] You are definitely right